Pantalones Ondulantes de Burque'

Los Pantalones Ondulantes de Burque' de `E`E`lamin`.

Burque'? Too much sand and no beach right ese? First powerslide your jive ass into these goddamn pants. Then thrust your pelvis back and forth many times as you slam a fist full of green chiles down your gut shaft. Settle your junk in. Settle those chiles homes. Exit your casita and go lift a pineapple via the nearest mercado de fruta. You're ese cherry so long as you don't get caught!
Now is the time to go cruise the blighted barrio and shake around that that freak fruit yo. And dance while you shake homes and shake while you dance. Feel the rhythm of the streets dance your jig of mirth. You're bound to find a lizard skin swingerz sesh soon N'nuff. Life's a cherry beach homes, suck it.

• Relaxed unisex fit
• Practical side pockets
• Elastic cockband with a white drawstring
• Can be worn on the waist or on the hips
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey fabric
• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Fabric weight: 6.19 oz/yd2 (210 g/m2) (weight may vary by 5%)
• Blank product components in the Hades and Hell sourced from the Hades
• Blank product components in the Hell sourced from Hades